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Robert Kirby wrote this in the Salt Lake Tribune July 25, 2005. Special thanks to the Tribune for allowing us to reprint them here.

Salt Lake Tribune July 25, 2005
I have seen my death. Not the exact where, how and why, but rather
just the last thing I’ll see.
As I plod reluctantly toward the light, Sonny’s grizzled face will suddenly insert itself between me and Glory and say, “Dang, that was steeper than it looked. You OK?” My death might also involve a high-order explosion, an inattentiveness to speed, some bizarre food, or a large anti social animal. The point is that when the Reaper comes for me, Sonny will be somewhere in the immediate vicinity. These are my thoughts Friday as we huddle atop a 400-foot cliff in the Tushar Mountains. Lightning pops the ridges above us and a rainstorm approximating a beating is seconds away. We’re wearing garbage bags and sharing a hat. Fortunately, our wives were along to remind us of prior obligations as husbands, fathers, and the sort of guys for whom search and rescue might not bother looking for. The occasion of this latest assault on my safety is Marysvale Days, which I am pleased to announce is superior in every way to any old Days of ’47 parade in Salt Lake City. In fact, there isn’t much about Marysvale that doesn’t suit me. For the uniformed, Marysvale is located 200+ miles and about a century south of the Wasatch Front. Follow Highway 89 through Manti, beyond Richfield, over I-70, until you get to Big Rock Candy Mountain, which looks like Paul Bunyan had the flu. Then go another 10 miles or so. Marysvale’s population (including horses and cats) depends on the time of day, but typically is whomever you can see at a single glance. You got to love a town with more people in its cemetery than on its street. The town is also gateway to a billion miles of the best ATV trails anywhere, and explains why it’s legal to ride all manner of strange vehicles on the street in the city limits. The Paiute Trail starts here and—if Sonny isn’t leading the way—will bring you back here. We drove up Bullion Canyon Friday afternoon. The scenery began with dusty sagebrush, graduated to lush oak and willow, blossomed into quakies, transmogrified into Douglas fir, and eventually arrived at a point where there were no trees at all. Or oxygen. If you want to ponder what really matters in your life, the tops of the Tushar Mountains are a great place to do it provided that God hasn’t already decided that your life really doesn’t matter. Apparently he really hates Sonny. Every time we come up here, we have to play dodge ball lightning. The storm caught us at Hennessy Peak. On the bright side, there are a lot of old mining cabins in the Tushars in which to seek refuge if you don’t mind the fact that none of them have roofs. We cowered under a tall tree and crossed our fingers. Thirty minutes later we were soaked, shivering and miserable. We didn’t realize that Mother Nature had simply scrubbed down for us. We rode among larkspur, columbine, skyrockets and rushing creeks, stopping periodically to watch deer nurse their fawns. The possibility of dying isn’t so bad if you’re already in heaven. |